Alestair and sneaky peanut butter

Alestair is sneaky. He knows when he will be in trouble for something and will look at you cute and talk to you about what he would like to do in a babble that is not English but Alestair. He will then after you say "No" inch closer and closer to whatever this thing is he wants to do. It just so happens that I eat green apples and peanut butter because it doesn't give me heart burn which is pretty much one of the only things that doesn't. So there I sat in the recliner watching a show at the end of the night after having gotten Alestair ready for bed. Robert was cleaning the kitchen and Alestair walks up and gives an adorable smile...points to the bowl of apples (really the peanut butter) and I tell him what it is. He says ok takes a step back (sneaky..acting not interested) then fast as ever grabs an apple and takes nearly all the peanut butter! I have to grab his hand before it gets to his face and all over since his mouth is not nearly big enough to eat that much peanut butter at once. So I pull him on my lap and give him a reasonable amount of peanut butter on his apple slice thinking that he will actually eat the apple...such a mom thought. He then used his apple as a spoon to eat all of my peanut butter! Very sneaky..well thought out though!